Ugly Bastard

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My grandma holds me upside down when i was just standing in my front yard trying to concentrate on growing my mustache with a fist full of pubes in my clenched 12 year old hand my dog louie stares up at me with honest love, and my ankles will scab up again, feeling her cold eyes on me while i wait for this mustache to grow in. My grandma always told me i was ugly, then id go to my backyard and pick fleas off my dogs belly, and my grandma b rings out el cinturon. My grandma brings out el cinturon. "Que es lo que ases babosso marano?" my grandma would ask me. "Que es lo que tienes adentro de tu mano?" She would say
Its in my heart, its in my head. The poetry in this situation while i get my ass beat by my grandma and el cinturon. Abuelita porque me estas pegando tan fuerte me estas alastimando i would cry, "Chivo feo, que no tienes madre" she would tell me. So there i was with no mustache and a bruised up ass, el cinturon stashed away in the darkest oceans of my memories, Louie looks up at me, licks my sweaty nose, i sit there with him and sob, and think. Would i make a pretty granddaughter? in my dreams i would be marvelous, if i was a beautiful granddaughter or am i just an ugly bastard?


from Bulldog, released December 30, 2016



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