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Melon Sharing on my Dishwasher Break

by Birote The Musical

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1.
My nose bled all over my hands my hands smelled like gasoline comi la naranja que robe held back the fear in my eyes my brother gave me a swollen black eye i burnt all the last pictures of his dog peluche hopped the fence my brother's scared now he'll forget how he looks why did i wake up my brother smushed chili peppers in my cut the bite peluche left on my cheek was turning purple and yellow i laughed with the honey in my teeth burns my throat
2.
behind the 99 cents store a little girl called my dog ugly yes it hurt my feelings i guess i'm not as tough as i look i held my dog in my buff brown arms and shed a lil tear and i walked home the short way home My dog isn't ugly, just one of his legs is a little shorter than the other Lola la mokosa with her tiny judgemental forehead by the bus stop i saw Lola's older brother jake doing community service jake saw me and pulled out his house keys white powder on the tip of his keys he says this is called kitty now here take this i snorted it up my nose and felt nothing my feet turned into Aretha Franklin voice charcoal leather feathers lined in the funny feelings in my throat where did my dog go? i couldn't find my dog anywhere Jake held out what he called 2CE he said "here take this you'll feel better right away i put it under my tongue Jake watched and smiled Lola showed up and saw me ripping my shoe she sat next to jake and they watched my fate my penial gland was a red carpet for sea otters my fingers became the falling brown sky fuck i looked around to see where my dog went the 2CE rubbed on the kitty up in my nose i felt my life end in La Chilendrinas voice
3.
this taste in my mouth while this mutt tries to kill me this taste in my mouth while these ghosts strawberry vanilla kiss me a mutt from Guadalajara semi circles around me he shows me dirty crooked orphan teeth i held out a sandwich for his dying mouth sad hate and hurt stare Cobain and Lennon's corpses 69ing in his eyes oh no this mutt tries to kill me jalisco street mutt don't want sandwich from my shaking hand jalisco street mutt creeps closer all the angles in Guadalajara were no where to be found oh my dying bones they dry up like those ghost tongues his face takes one step closer all i wanted to do was feed him showing me all his teeth all those dirty teeth i stared into that mutts eyes too long this time lone masked cocooned love me in bed oh me in bed hurt eyes attracting flies jalisco street mutt left an itchy puppy deep in my eyes its not the pups fault its not the mutts fault i think i let it grow in me Deje mi miedo bajo de mi lengua
4.
El viejito me dijo mi hijo no tengas miedo estoy arrecho carino Puso su brazo sobre me y me levante y le oi decir estoy arrecho carino cuando llege a mi cuarto havia una rata muerta en mi piso y paresia cansado y mojado Solo adentro en mi cuarto
5.
Loser 03:53
am i a loser? i ask my grandma am i a loser? i practice anime fighting moves while I'm watching hentai i sit alone at my cousins quinceneara am i a loser? all these Marilyn Manson girls laughed at my gothic poetry i tried to show them my sexy heart and now my heart oh the shame oh shnikies am i just a freak? they're laughing at my jean shorts those marylin mansons girls they're laughing at my jean shorts feeling fucked in my dishwasher shoes so fucked in my dishwasher shoes its the debt in my cerebral estoy arrecho carino while these fat snakes are laughing out birote the musical you all laughed at my gothic poetry you all laughed Breathe in deep or forget it i'll hide these humans voices scare me these conversations scare me i always feel like i need to hide the throb in my pants conversations with humans terrify me let me hide i am worried loser you humans terrify me am i a loser? my dog louie sleeps in my arms am i a loser?
6.
you scratched up my back i feel your long ugly fingers they're scratching off my eye brows you scream at me in Chinese your tail goes down my pants my legs they start to shake you bite on my lips i punch you in your flea collar little iguana i see you in my dreams when my dream starts to end i know I'll wake up alone covered in sweat and I'll stare at the mold on my ceiling chanlito opens my door and sees me smashing my monkey i walk out my room and see Niko in the mud he looks at me and doesn't care his paws are covered in dirt the suns too bright for me i walk back to my room these nightmares follow me
7.
Chocolate 02:55
i wont amount too much to them i held it in what have i done i knew it I'd miss you what have i done i hang out in front of the laundry machine i watch the clothes swirl around and scream my blank stare fills in the spaces you left my heart breaks and the world makes sense i feel you in my sweater holes i feel you in my shoes and toes i feel you in my gross ass hair i feel you in the time passed by I'll throw huge ice bags through my neighbors car doors and chase all the mangy pigeons outside I'll set fire to San dimas baseball field and share chocolate in my pocket i want to share with you
8.
Broke 01:39
i walk down my street nobody wants to look at me i got no money in my pockets thought i at least had a peso last week your hyna said she saw me screaming at the wells fargo ATM machine guess they stole my shit I'm broke i live in a trap guess i cant make this money yet I'm probably gonna blast myself or maybe this song will make it to the billboard top 100 and make me all the money i need but probably not I'm probably just gonna die alone I'm broke that's how it goes in cookie world
9.
Petunia 01:49
in my tree house, by myself i wipe my snot tears, by myself i smell like hamster food, by myself i'm climbing down, by myself i see greaseball and petunia he's gonna fix her up his thick mustache in petunia like don chente steam rising from petunia he's gonna cool her down petunia's overheating pull her over close the hood my huge brown nipples sensitive greaseball asks me why mascara's running down my face i changed the subject like poet n stared into the night petunia's greaseballs whip on her last legs she starts to shake more steam rolls up cinco de mayo trumpets vomiting thru the radio petunia trembles pull up her hood fill her up with some H2O the clouds grow sarcastic petunia trembles greaseball hops in and backs her up he goes down baseline then he whips it left and there's a huge grease spot where petunia was parked and it smells like burning car seat
10.
well the squid tells me that i cant play the trumpet even tho the shy sensitive poet that this world has turn me into actually writes poetic brass lines while i can play the pendejo ass trumpet Furthermore i believe that this narration inspired by this bothersome squid has indeed shut the heck up please has indeed smeared the deep meaning of this heart warming song since i can play the darn tootin trumpet when the cholo approaches me his shirt is like 3 of my shirt its very big its very big and he's approaching me and he looks not pleased the cholo slapped my head he says i'm too loud his big shaved head stared me down made me a mutt my obnoxious voice it made him howl careful what you say the large cholo said maybe i was a little m3ean to that nice german lady maybe all she wanted to do was help me seeping thru my guts it made my heart darker my evil heart heard by freddie the cholo he stole my cup and he threated my life just to defend the german lady i harassed my obnoxious voice it made him howl weeks later that dumbass cholo got fucking jumped seems wrong my fingers start to turn into forgotten hands seems wrong where do these evil thoughts come from seems wrong my stomach laughed at the cholo's pain seems wrong my heart cries for the cholos pain seems wrong
11.
College 03:05
writing romantic haikus on my desk my counselor walks in breathes down the back of my neck he tells me he wants to name his Persian kitten Cesar chaves my counselor looks at me sadly sees the naked muscular morgan freeman i drew on my desk ADHD kicking in my pupils dilate my counselor lays his hand on my shoulder tells me maybe you oughta be in those slower paced classrooms but i want to be a mysterious poet i tell him but i want to be a poet i'll get my degree in poetry but i'll be in those slower paced classrooms college my counselor pulls on his grey mustache he tells me he listened to my bands album i left on his table he asks me if he could give me some constructive criticism then he gave me constructive criticism i drag my feet to the anime club sadly and meet up with my good friend chris hernandez he asks me why my eyes are so watery while he counted his yu gi oh cars my counselor says my band fucking stinks and ya hurt my darn tootin feelings i'll be a college boy instead i'll study things i read walking to my basic algebra class room why am i here sociology 103 why am i here slower paced classrooms i am here
12.
green and grimy stupid ass rats chewing up my brown socks screaming at each other on the carpets on our roof rainy nights smoking spice while the vampires above us mistook us for mice headless swimsuit barbies sinking to the bottom of some Jacuzzi Christmas lights wrapped around the virgin Mary's feet drowning ice blocked size hails shrieking out the sky my chancals so deep in the mud i cant see them watching the hungry homeless cows stand under the messed up bridge next to my grandpas house my mom bathed me and my brother en la manguera i hated visiting my grandpas house i walked down my hallways i see all the fish except there is no fish except just me color in me and my childhood hieroglyphics the stray dogs scared me i was scared they were gonna pee on my grandpa the mosquito bite on my eyes burned and at night we slept on the floor and listened to my grandpa snore color in me and my childhood hieroglyphics when i cant take it
13.
Niko 03:28
Niko was hanging out down the street his head down and looking lost his fleas were eating the insides of his ears Nikos whole face was wet with trash he had cigarette burns on his back and he had worms dirty brown dog why don't you run away Niko came up and licked my hands his fleas were hopping on my arm Niko's fleas bite me his fleas bite me Niko was afraid of the passing cars so we carried him all the way home that night Niko slept in Panchito's bed At night Nikos fleas bite me his fleas bite me
14.
i think one of your ears is bigger than the other and you just dropped a pupusa on your nice sundress asked me about my grandpa you laughed when i started to cry you tell me i look ugly you tell me i look like my tio i like you my dishwasher hands looked ugly i looked at my hands i had water in my socks i fell asleep on my break i dreamt of a lot of things i dreampt of my grandpa i dreampt i lived in texas i dreamt i made my mom proud mexican girl i woke up and rubbed my eyes my hands were still raisins i stood up and walked back to the dishes on my way back there was a young girl my age walking on the same side of the street as me,towards me i crossed the street to the other sidewalk where she wasn't walking i was scared i was gonna scare her why do i write these things why am i ever anywhere you'll hate me if you meet me i hope i never meet you its all in my head, please let me see i think i feel okay now but you are all over the sky to me i think that means i love you why do i write these things why am i ever anywhere i'lll cut my finger dishwasing and go home 3 hours later and feel the weight of how mean i really am to myself and hold it all back i'm lonley and happiest that way i hold it back and layed down on my bed and cried harder than i ever cried that everything just ends up funny and hope it takes a while to fall asleep the dark room and my reflection i get so scared it makes me sick banuelos' eyes whispered i wish you weren't so sad my love when she tried to help me when all i saw was powder brick finger and i never could the nights warm and raspy and my cuts still wet i kicked off my dishwasher shoes and thought about my brother and how he always tries his best my cuts taring bigger a bad year in one day but there's an especially beautiful cricket singing outside my window when the sun comes up it smells like Mexico my heart warms up in my raisen hands

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released May 26, 2018

All songs on this album were written and performed by Birote The Musical
Neilboy : Guitar, Trumpet, Gothic Poetry, Vocals
Panchito : Upright Bass, Heckles, Vocals
Chowie : Drums, Ha Ha Ha's, Vocals

Foop: Whistles, Vocals
Niko : Howls

Recorded, Mixed and Mastered by Jack Shirley at Atomic Garden Studios in Palo Alto, CA
Photos by Dominic Savaglio and Steven Jimenez

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